Hit and Run

I hope nobody who drives a white '05 or '06 Honda Civic reads this blog because I hit one today by accident. It was parked crooked in the shopping mall parking lot and as I was backing up, I dented the rear, tearing a lot of the paint off. The car had dents all over to begin with so I figured another won't hurt, right? I'm sick of having car troubles, so I looked around to see if anybody witnessed. Not one person around, so I jetted away. Sorry Civic, but it's your unlucky day. Happy April Fools Day :) This is a totally made up retarded story.